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We’ve had the same table for more than 10 years. It was showing some serious wear, especially once the little one came along. The table isn’t made of actual wood, it’s compressed dust with a thick wood veneer. For years Jess wanted to do a tile mosaic on top of this. Due to an abandoned project (I was going to build a tile gas fireplace for our patio), we had some tiles in the house. We had both this wood-patterned tile (which is on clearance for half off at the time of writing this blog post!) and this Spanish patterned tile. Both of these can be substituted for other tiles and patterns depending on your personal preferences and table preferences. For instance, this similar but more gray tone wood-patterned ceramic tile would pair well with this patterned tile.
We arranged our tiles on the table just to see what different designs might look like. Here were our three main options based on tile and table size:
1. ) This first arrangement idea was the Spanish tile on everything. This was too busy by itself, so we added our place mats to break up the pattern.
We weren’t really feeling that one, so we tried a different arrangement.
2.) The second idea was with a centerpiece of the Spanish tile and a border of tiles that look like wood planks. Overall we liked the look, but it didn’t work out well because the two types of tiles were ever-so-slightly different dimensions.
Plus, if you are going to go with a bold tile you might as well feature it, so…
3. For the third idea (which we picked) we laid out a Spanish tile centerpiece and border with the wood tile only in the middle.
Once this was decided, we glued the tile down to the table with acrylic adhesive. Once this dried for a week or so, we then grouted the cracks with a dark grout called “truffle”. A couple of things we learned was not to have too much water in the grout mix, otherwise it’ll dry with lighter whitish spots in places. This was (sort of) fixed by using white vinegar. Another thing we worried about was the edging. At first we just used the grout and our finger to cover the edge of the tile and smooth the transition to the table edge, but over time this proved quite fragile and pieces kept breaking off. The fix was to move to a silicone caulking material (in Charcoal color, the best match to the Truffle color we could find). This isn’t the first time we used silicone caulk as you can see on our hardwood to tile transition of our flooring.
When we applied the sanded silicone caulk, it didn’t look the same at first, but when it dried it became much darker and looks great!
First we laid out painters tape on the whole table, including around one tile that had come off when I got too aggressive digging out the grout on the edge. We then caulked around the edges with this sanded caulk, smoothed with a gloved hand and then peeled off the tape. Don’t touch it for a few days! It takes a long time to cure.
Overall, it has been holding up great to the wear and tear of our toddler. This DIY has brought new life to an old table.
Since I don’t have the energy to commercialize this, I’m posting it on here. If anyone does commercialize it or some derivative, you gotta give me a fair cut.
There’s products out there to prevent toddlers from locking themselves in rooms by preventing the door to close all the way. This also helps make sure no tiny fingers get smashed in the door jambs. To add to that problem, our toddler liked closing the door to the room with the catboxes in it, or getting in this room and trying to play with the litter. This led to multiple accidents by the cats when we didn’t realize their door was shut for a whole day or so. and multiple close calls of our baby touching cat turds.
To fix this, I doodled up a door latch in Fusion 360 that would prevent the door from being shut too much so the cats can get in, but not open enough for a toddler to fit though. I 3D printed it on a Dremel 3d20 printer. I had at first attempted to print this in parts since it was so long, but regardless of how I made the interlocking mechanism, it always failed in one way or another. After about 5 attempts, I printed a single slightly shorter version with 40% infill and a handful of shells. This was strong indeed!
It worked well until a guest came over and slammed the door. Oh well. We had it for about a year which did the task of training the baby for the most part. We’ll still catch the door closed every once in a whole, but have only had one accident because of it.
We got these magnetic baby proofing locks (the only true baby-proof locks in my opinion). When installing them by the instructions, we were pulling our hair out. They come with these templates you’re supposed to use on the cabinet and the door to align the locks which honestly overcomplicated the entire process and took forever. We came up with a easier solution.
First, just put some two-sided tape on both the lock and the latch. We used 1/16″ and 1/8″ tape as that’s what we had laying about. You can’t rely on this as a total solution, but that’s what the screws are for.
First, attach the little latch part to the top of the cabinet hole. The prepare the lock mechanism’s tape and hold it in place from an adjacent open door if you can. Close the cabinet door and make sure the tape sticks. Since it’s foam tape, there’s a little play which will still allow you to open the door if you try, so screw in the latch at the top of the cabinet hole and make sure that the fit is still tight by closing the door and testing it. This gives you a little wiggle room to work out exactly where the locking mechanism should be screwed into the door. Once you figure it out, screw it in place. This method took literally 30 seconds per latch verses like 5 minutes per latch using the provided templates.
If you can’t reach it from another door to hold it on the inside, then just try to close the cabinet door as close as you can and eye where it should be mounted. An example of this would be drawers. In this case I used 2 kinds of double-stick tape, but you can use one.
First, I attached the locking mechanism to the drawer. Then using the thin doublestick tape, I attached the latch to the locking mechanism.
Then I closed the door completely, and lifted up on the drawer slightly. This attached the latch to the inside top lip of the cabinet. I then took the drawer out and screwed the latch in.
You can see here that the latch and lock are slightly off-center from one another, but there’s enough intermeshing that it still serves its purpose. I found out all too well when I had accidentally left the magnetic “key” in the drawer once and shut it. I had to search the house for a magnet strong enough to unlock the mechanism because I couldn’t open the drawer without breaking something.
When I got up this morning, and looked over my huge TADID list, this project was not to be found, however I came across the part I needed and was in a spry mood and after living with the eyesore in the kitchen for 4 years I’d had enough.
When we bought this house, the previous owner was an excrement handyman. Maybe it is more that he did work that he was willing to live with, but I’m not willing to live with it. At some point he broke down the door from the garage to the interior of the house. My neighbor said he probably did it by pulling the car in too far, but who knows. It must have beens something along those lines because the door jamb had been broken in two and he just kinda stapled it back together.
You might ask, “you lived with this broken door for 4 years, what about security?” well… if someone has gotten into your garage, the flimsy quarter-inch of wood in the door jamb won’t stop someone from getting in the rest of the house if they want. Besides, that’s what security systems and guns are for.
Anyway, so I went ahead and replaced the door jamb and figured I’d document the process. Sadly I never took the before picture, but trust that it was pretty terrible.
Tools you will need for this project:
Razor knife: To cut caulking already on the old door jamb to prevent tearout of paint and drywall when removing. You don’t need anything this fancy unless you just want to look like a badass and spend more on replacement blades.
Smacker (Rubber mallet): To persuade the old door jamb out of its comfy home, and to coax the new door jamb to nestle in the newly vacated cozy nook. I’m linking a white mallet instead of the black one I actually have. You can see some black rubber scuff marks on the wall of the final pictures of this project and understand why there’s a discrepancy. I’m going to have to hit those black spots when I repaint that wall.
Medium-heavy duty caulk gun: Honestly, you don’t need a heavy duty one, but just don’t waste your money on one of the cheapy ones. If you go with the light duty cheap ones you’re just renting it. You’ll end up having to get a new one by the next project or two you use it on. Having too heavy duty of a caulking gun actually turned a bit disastrous for me in this project… more on this later.
Japanese pull saw : This is by far one of my favorite tools. Mine is Irwin brand but they don’t seem to be available but the one I linked is exactly the same. Pull saws cut on the back stroke, which makes it easier to control for fine details. The best things about this model saw is that the blades are super thin which allows them to be bent for flush cuts or using as an undercut saw for installing flooring, and they have small kerf. This type also has two cutting sides, the finer toothed side is for crosscutting (cutting across the grain of the wood) and the other side has larger teeth for ripping (cutting with the grain). It is so versatile and efficient that I use it for literally all hand sawn parts in my projects. I can’t recommend it enough.
Drill boy: Corded drills have more power for the price and to drive the 3″ long screws we’ll be using you’ll need a good bit of oomph. If you have a high voltage lithium cordless drill, use that by all means king DIY.
Cutteyboy: Some kind of jigsaw or vibrating saw to cut the holes and reliefs for the striker plates. See what I used below for a laugh.
3″ construction screws: Just to screw with the next guy who has to fix the door, well use these special-bit screws along with the phillips heads that come with the lock plates.
Optional screw extractor kit: This could be a lifesaver and certainly a time saver.
As for parts, you’ll need to physically go to the local big box store and grab a door jambif they have one. One of the reasons I hadn’t done this projects years ago was that the local places only sold the whole door pack, not just a single jamb. I came across it and bought it on the spot. The one I got is by “Door Shop.” Now we can talk again about security. If you want a bit more security (an attacker would need maybe a few kicks to bring down the door instead of just one) You can get a door jamb reinforcement kit. I’ve had luck with these in my last house where the previous owner had kicked in the door and I was too inexperienced to replace the entire jamb (which again wouldn’t have been any more secure). Another time I had *thought* I locked myself out of the house in my pajamas while doing a deep clean of the cat boxes. I had to break into my garage and kick in the garage door only to find out that the front door wasn’t in fact locked at all. I fixed the garage door with just a metal reinforcement kit and made damn sure not to walk outside the house for any reason without my keys in my pocket. These kits use a hefty steel plate on the jamb near the lock as well as on the hinges and work great. Honestly thought, with those kits the door itself will break before the jambs or hinges do. Doors are typically made of moulded semi-hollow MDF or in the case of most “steel” doors, they are this shell of metal with a core of foam with wood just at the hinge and knob attachment points.
Anyway, I’m rambling. I got a damn door jamb. you’ll need some moulding too most likely. I needed it because mine was broke before I started working on it, but in the past, I had to buy new moulding because I broke it when i took off the old stuff and couldn’t reuse it. Don’t be like me and get something that looks “close enough”. Actually take a piece from the house to the store and match it exactly if you can.
The first step in the project is to score and cut the caulk from the old door jamb. This may be hard to see if it had been painted over, the whole door can look like one single piece of wood. It is in fact just 2 pieces of moulding and the jamb. The trick to finding where to score is to look at what sits on top of the wallboard. That plane is basically where the jamb is and anything proud of that is moulding. Score the moulding where it meets the wall pretty deeply with the blade angled so that it goes between the moulding and the wall like what is shown. Then hit it from the other side as well.
Exterior moulding follows the same rules. Just score by the wall and then on the jamb at the connection of the jamb and moulding. Don’t forget to score the top miter joint of the moulding and bottom of the moulding as well.
Once you’ve got a little space, slide the flat part of the prybar behind the moulding and smack it with the whacker (hammer) to push it deeper. Once in about 1 to 1.5 inches, pry a bit to loosen the brads that hold the moulding on. Be careful on wall board not to pry so much you crush the gypsum.
Do this for both sides of the door and gently rip the moulding off completely. You’ll likely break one of these, so I just buy a 7-foot section of door casement while I’m at the store.
Remove any screws in the old door jamb. Luckily, the previous owner chose random length screws ( like he found them in the trash or something, no two were alike) and they were all stripped out. I say “luckily” because I found out that if you strip a phillips head screw enough it can sometimes become a square head screw. Chuck one of those in the old drill and pull the screws out. If they are too stripped for this, use your screw extractor kit.
Once you remove all the screws (did you take off the striker plate for the lock and deadbolt? or the door hinges if you’re working on that side? Score the bottom caulk where the door jamb meets the threshold sill. Then use a combination of the prybar to pull the jamb away from the wall joist and the smacker (rubber mallet) to nudge the jamb out of the way.
Once that’s done you can measure the two key lengths of the jamb. The total length and then the length of the relief for the jamb cut on both ends (so it could be either thehinge or the lock side) so make doubly– triply sure that you are cutting the correct side and cross cut the total length you measured from the original jamb. Line up the two jambs with the bottoms level with each other and transfer the measurements from the old one onto the new one.
Note the use of the finer teeth on the saw when cross cutting. This gives you a cleaner cut instead of tearing the wood fibers.
Then you can cut the relief. Even though this is technically ripping the board to a degree, I’m using the finer teeth of the saw for a cleaner finish on the cut.
Then squeeze this top part into the door frame and use the smacker to nudge the bottom in alignment. Note that the bottom of the old jamb might have been supercaulked, so be sure to clean it out first should you need to. Super important! Stand outside and close the door to make sure the weather stripping engages… otherwise you’re going to have a bad time like I did. If you can see light in the crack between the door and the jamb, then smack it a couple more times to seat it well before moving to the next step!
Once this is in place, it should seat tightly at the top. use your fingers to pull back the weatherstripping and add a few 3″ screws so that when the weatherstripping is back in place it hides the screw heads.
You can now cut the recesses for the lock strikers for the handle and deadbolt. The deadbolt is easiest because its a simple hole with no recess. For measurements, just close the door and mark with a pen where the actual bolt touches.
The next step is to cut the square hole. For this I used a combination of a drill hole and a junior-engineering-design-project add-on for my dremel that turns it into a jigsaw. You can do it a variety of ways however. I honestly recommend a vibration saw with a modified blade. I’d probably just cut the blade smaller with a hacksaw so it would be the right size.
After you’ve sawn the hole for the deadbolt, center your striker plate and drill in the screws and drill Just have mercy on the little guy in the wall…
The striker for the door handle is trickier because it is actually embedded into the frame. They sell nice little router templates for this kind of thing but honestly, you can cut it just about any way you see fit. It doesn’t have to look all that pretty either since the metal will cover up and Freddy Kreuger-faced destruction to the wood. Just make sure not to go too deep or too big. I used the dremel with the router height adjustment base, but you can just use a sharp chisel if that’s all you got handy.
Once the strikers are in place, you need to put the casement back on the edges. This meets the wall on either side of the door. In my case, I had carefully removed my casement from the exterior part of the door (which is usually thicker and hardier than interior ones), but the interior needed replacing. Just go ahead and grab a 7-foot interior casement moulding at the home store when you buy the jamb because you’ll likely break the interior ones as they are pretty flimsy.
Cut your door casing pieces to length and miter (cut the ) end at 45 degrees to match the top moulding piece. You could measure this but just buy a miter box and save yourself some trouble. Pull out the shootey boy (nail gun)and tack it with a handful of brads up the length. I always start tacking it at the top so the miter aligns best.
When done with both sides of the moulding, you can need to caulk the cracks on either side of each piece of moulding as well as the top. Now most people drag the caulk gun and deposit the caulk in a trailing fashion, but this is all wrong. Doing it this way leads to globs of caulk in places that need to be smoothed out (usually with your finger, which is also the wrong thing to do…). But worse, it causes weak caulking joints. You only get a thin skin of caulk over the crack you’re trying to fill which doesn’t insulate or hold up well over time.
The correct way to use caulk is to shoot it in front of the caulk gun and move in the direction you are firing it. This crams the caulk into the crack you’re trying to fill as well as leaving a nice finish. You can clean up any remainder with a damp paper towel. (Don’t use your fingers unless you wear a glove. You might think “it’s just caulk” but there’s a lot of nasty chemicals in home supplies that can cause all sorts of organ dysfunctions. Be safe and just use a glove or finger condom.) Check the video below to see the correct way to caulk.
Note: I’ve dun goofed a couple times in the video. First, I’m using clear caulk which when dried looks like someone wiped snot all over the door. I had to go back and sand it all off the exterior and wall and redo it with the right stuff. I should be using this brand or preferably this white caulk. Secondly, you can see the tube is all taped up with white duct tape. With my vigor in finishing the job, I poked only one pinhole in the tip of the caulk tube after slicing the tip. This led to my new heavy-duty caulk gun putting too much pressure too quickly on the tube. the tube itself split about 1.5 inches on the top facing me and spurted goo all over the place. This is why you should always wear safety goggles… also keep your mouth closed when you’re doing stuff like this.
Some time ago, I got interested in modeling different amps and effects when recording guitar. I already used Reaper for recording for the last 10+ years, so I finally paid for the full license (only like $60). Reaper’s free version doesn’t have limitation in functionality, but does have a nag screen that pops up for 10 seconds when you start and you can’t use it commercially. Reaper is a full-featured DAW (Digital Audio Workspace) complete with pitch correction, MIDI and tons of other great features and plugins. On its own, you can record some nice quality music. The issue is external equipment… When you are cheap or broke, you likely don’t have one of every amp or pedal ever made to use when recording guitar. That’s where VST plugins come into play.
There are a lot of good VST plugins that allow you to make your guitar sound like it is going through any amp head, cabinet, effects pedal, etc. TH3 is one I played with for a while that I likes a lot, however the one I settled on that fit my needs best was Guitar Rig 5 Player. There’s a pro version as well, but the PLayer version is free. You could set it up on your computer as a stand-alone application, or as a VST plugin inside Reaper, Audacity, Ableton, etc. to record with. It is kind of complicated if you are unfamiliar with VST plugins or just getting started, so I made a how-to video to show step-by-step how to install and actually use Guitar Rig 5 player.
While it comes with a lot of patches to make you sound like different artists, or different songs, or even different styles, you can also google around and find patches online to download that other people have made for free. Note that if someone has the paid version of Guitar Rig 5 Pro, you might not be able to use their patch if it utilized amp and pedal models not available in the free version.
Plugging your guitar into the computer can be a bit of a challenge. You need some kind of interface. I’ve used a lot of things over the years. Up until recently, I used a lot of cheaper Behringer mixers and USB interfaces. I stopped because the drivers became an issue for my Windows 10 setup and Reaper. A friend of mine really like his Yamaha MG10XU mixer that has built-in effects. I’ve switched to what I see a lot of recording folks on youtube using, the Focusrite Scarlet 2i2. Its drivers play nice with everything (except OBS for some reason as you can see in the video above. This is not actually Focusrite’s fault, it’s all OBS’s fault since they don’t support ASIO audio drivers without a plugin and couple of workarounds). These options allow you to connect multiple channels at once so you can get mics and instruments at the same time.
Another option is to get a guitar pedal with a USB interface built in. There’s more on this option below.
Guitar Rig 5 Pro used to be sold with an awesome little MIDI pedal with multiple buttons and an expression pedal you could use to trigger different effects chains in the software or plugin, however it seems hard to find nowadays. Literally any MIDI controller would work, even something you can build yourself for cheap like the Mini UNTZtrument. If you build your own, I recommend forgoing the keypad and instead opt for some actual pedal pushbuttons, and maybe hack an old broken expression pedal from ebay or reverb nation as one of the pots. I’ll have another custom designed post within the next year or so from a project I’ve been working on (or rather which has been sitting on my desk) for a year or so now that is a guitar direct input/pedal/looper using a Teensy microcontroller. I’ve seen a lot of people using the SoftStep 2 and I nearly bought one of these myself (and still might actually…)
Eventually I wanted a bit more… A friend of mine had a Fractal AX8 which has a lot of this functionality built directly into a pedal (including a USB interface). Fractal makes really quality equipment. A Perfect Circle and lots of other bands tour with Fractal modelers exclusively, then just run their audio out the venue’s monitors.
I can’t afford one of those. I looked for a lower cost solution. I wanted to be able to play without having to bring my laptop everywhere. I opted for a POD HD500x. The HD500X is a bit older, but it has a lot of these same capabilities built into a pedal form. In fact, in comparing to the AX8, there are a (very) few things in which the HD500x sounds a little better.
You can setup your own custom amp, pedal, and effect chains you want (within reason) using Line 6’s HD Pro software. Lots of other peoples’ patches are available for free download on Line 6’s website, but there are lots of people on youtube and online forums either sells or give away patches. This guy’s channel shows you how to set the patches up directly on the pedal itself.Check out the video below showing how that works. It looks quite similar to Guitar Rig Player 5 to some extent which made the switch to using it easy. You can also edit these presets and create new ones directly on the pedal itself if you want to. It is a ridiculously flexible piece of kit! It has a built-in tuner and even a 40 second looper which I love! You can run it as a pedal into an amp like normal (for live shows), or as a USB audio interface to just record awesome riffs, or as a pedal into another audio interface (this is what I typically do), or as a MIDI controller. You can use this as a complete replacement for the Focusrite Scarlet I mentioned above because it has a separate Mic input as well by using this patch. The only difference is that the HD500x doesn’t supply Phantom Power, so you’ll need a driver for that if you use a condenser mic, which is why I have the Scarlet. TIP: Don’t update the firmware to 2.6.2 because it’ll make a lot of the older patches sound horrible. Flash Firmware 2.6.1 is where it’s at. Luckily if you are dumb and updated it like I did, the Line6 Monkey program allows you to rollback the firmware.
I hope this article was helpful for you. Please comment to ask about other things in this area. I haven’t posted much about my music ever even though I’ve been playing and singing for like 20+ years at this point. I’ve only recently gotten more into recording more and digital tools.
Once the strikers are in place, you need to put the casement back on the edges. This meets the wall on either side of the door. In my case, I had carefully removed my casement from the exterior part of the door (which is usually thicker and hardier than interior ones), but the interior needed replacing. Just go ahead and grab a 7-foot interior casement moulding at the home store when you buy the jamb because you’ll likely break the interior ones as they are pretty flimsy.